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I Suck at Contests!

Woohoo!

Woohoo! I totally suck at contests! That’s right, you heard it here first.

Ok, so it’s the last day of National Sammich Month (I apparently also suck at blogging because I did not cover nearly all the sammich stuff!) and the first Sammich Challenge deadline had passed. We have a number of very fine entries. I’ve even been collecting Fabulous Prizes for the winners! But I was only able to recruit one sammich judge, and who knew that Brother #3 would submit a sammich recipe so diabolical that the very thought of attempting it paralyzed me with fear? He did, that’s who. The fix was in from the start. But don’t you worry, my little sammich chefs, Rosie has your back. There can be only one Most Diabolical Sammich, to be sure, and B#3 has provided the winning recipe for that category. I’ll deal with him later. As for the rest of you, your recipes will undergo rigorous judging over the next day or two (by judges who owe me one thing or another and can’t say no) and I’ll announce winners in additional categories Real Soon.

And I’m really excited about the Fabulous Prizes. :D


Sammich Month: Celebrity Sightings

Hail to the Sammich!

I have to say I’m pretty disappointed at the Internet offerings for National Sammich Month. We’re pretty much on our own here, people, so bear with me while I wing it.

I know, I promised you Sammich Art, and it’s coming soon. But first, I need to tell you that Celebrities Eating Sandwiches exists. It’s by no means comprehensive, as I found many worthy pics on Celebs Like to Eat and on the Internet at large, as well. I’m not sure why people want to see/collect photos of celebrities eating, except perhaps for the unflattering expressions they often capture. I swear, if I was a movie star I would never eat anywhere but home or in private rooms. But personally, I’m glad these pics exist because sammiches! And people are interesting, too.

Danny Devito: One cool customer.

Sad Keanu: Apparently a meme.

Kiera Knightley is *really* into that sammich.

Jack Nicholson: Serious about his sammich.

Gaga: This one counts as art, if you ask me.

And now I’m going to leave you with another favorite sandwich recipe:

Scrambled Egg and Cheese Sandwich

  1. Slow-scramble two eggs (they’re so much tastier when you cook them slowly!). Shape into a sammich-sized square. (Avoid browning!)
  2. Add sliced or shredded cheddar cheese and cover to melt.
  3. Toast two pieces of bread, preferably on one side only.
  4. Apply a thin layer of mayonnaise* to the untoasted side of your bread.
  5. Assemble scrambled egg/cheese/toast into a super yummy sammich.
  6. You’re welcome.

*This is one of the rare instances in which mayonnaise is an acceptable ingredient in anything ever.